Bonus feature: new swimsuit came in today from Fashion Nova…it’s a lot, and by a lot I mean a little. Very little fabric lol. I’m trying to work up the nerve to wear it to the beach this year even with all my lumps and rolls and cellulite and stretch marks. Even the plus size models we’re used to seeing have smooth hips and relatively flat tummies, so it’s genuinely daunting to even consider, but I’m telling myself the worst that can happen is I’ll be harassed and stared at, that’s what my middle finger is for.

Please reblog.
C’mon it’s not only pride month it’s indigenous peoples month!!! My people!!!! Could the president honestly fuck off?

My cat Bishop sits outside my door every morning once she hears the alarm clock go off.
The morning murps
TURN SOUND ON
adulthood is really just being responsible for a ton of pieces of paper that you don’t need that often but when you do need them you REALLY need them

















