I really need a) a lot of money so that b) an experienced butch can teach me how to dress butch.
I have the worst luck finding pants that aren’t too long for my not quite 5’2 self and where the crotch of the pants don’t go down to my thighs leaving them to rub together.
Also I just have no fashion sense and just enough boobs that I’d need to be strategic in my shirt selection to still make it look butch.
The time I was best man and in a tux is perhaps my favorite outfit but that was rented.
Thoughtfulfangirling 