posi-pan:

just so people know, there’s a “drop the b” hashtag going around about how it should be “lgpt” instead of “lgbt”

and I’d just like to say:

  • it was started by 4chan trolls
  • it does not come from trans, non-binary, or pan people
  • it is meant to cause fighting within the community
  • don’t let it

mrsgoodacre:

tonistark24:

My AP Psych teacher from high school keeps binders and notebooks with dicks drawn on them to use as visual aids for the Freudian unit.

One time she did this life changing little “experiment” where she ever so calmly asked guys why they draw penises on things. They tried to say “it’s just funny” or “you don’t understand” and she just kept saying “you’re right, I don’t understand. Explain to me. You already know what a penis looks like, why do you have to draw it on things? Are you marking it? Are you tagging it? Girls don’t draw vaginas on things.” And the guys suddenly started questioning their motives for everything they do and one guy was like “ms, stop talking about penises, you’re making us uncomfortable.” And she shouted “HOW DO YOU THINK WE FEEL SEEING DICKS DRAWN ON STUFF ALL THE TIME?”

Teacher game strong

big-bang-holmes:

h4unt3df0r3sts:

simonalkenmayer:

h4unt3df0r3sts:

sixpenceee:

Reviving an exhausted bumble bee with sugar water. Posted by GallowBoob

I should try doing this eventually with all of the bees that come around my house!

Bees remember faces.

Become their friend and you have a hive at your disposal.

Oh! I didn’t know that! I think I’ll try doing this immediately tomorrow then

DUDE, IM GONNA BECOME FRIENDS WITH ALL BEES AND TAKE OVER TBE EARTH

sarapsys:

willcraftapple11:

voidbat:

stephendann:

darkestelemental616:

borealaries:

theresoneofyou:

princezane:

latessitrice:

absinthenoir:

fuckrealityihaveablog:

I want a story about an Italian vampire.

No romance, no action.

Just 200 pages of “What do you mean, I can’t have garlic? Do you know where I’m from?”

TBH I think the main issue would be the mirror thing

have you ever met an Italian man

the amount of time they spend looking in the mirror jfc

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Let me tell you of A Thing.

Lithuania has no vampires, I guarantee it.

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

cackled and kicked my feet at “crossterfuck” oh my god

@cassandrasdreamworld

heres the thing ive been to the hill of crosses and that photo in no way prepares you for the full scope of the thing like you get to the top of that little hill and on the other side of it

is a lot more fuckin crosses