inthroughthesunroof:

fadagaski:

worldofcorgi:

Oh no! It’s a baby corgi crash in slow motion

There is more drama, action and emotion in this than in 90% of Hollywood’s top productions.

Srsly though, there’s exposition (puppy and dog romping together!), rising action (she trip!), climax (she realize she trip!), falling action (she roll!), and denouement (doggo and puppy reunited and continue romp!) It’s a good plot.

syrup-bender:

arahir:

god my neighbor just called me and she’s like… is this your chicken in our driveway… like who else has a chicken in this neighborhood yes it’s my chicken… so i get over there and kylo hen is chilling in their driveway eating some specs and stuff and there’s this actual crowd of people around her and i’m like… hi sorry mb let me get her… and oh my god… they’re like do you need us to call someone?? should we get help?? how should we do this?? do you need a net? like bitch it’s a chicken not a fucking komodo dragon. so i just… i was kind of joking around so i crouched down and patted my thighs and all the chickens are trained to come to me on sight because me = food… so i got down there and went “here girl!! come here!!” and the chicken comes running over and this group of actual adult ass individuals were staring at me like i was the fucking pied piper… and i didn’t know what to say…. so i just kind of walked back to my yard with the chicken following me and none of them moved or said a damn word and i think i literally just convinced them this chicken is trained like a dog…

your chicken’s name is kylo hen

There’s this thing I see *a lot* in fiction. And I feel like I see it around in Tumblr. And an intellectual part of me gets it, but not a big enough part.

Pity is treated like one of the worst things someone can feel for another. I kind of get it. But also I don’t. In many ways, pity is used to describe the act of someone else feeling sorry for another out of a sense of compassion. The definition even suggests this to be the case.

It’s used as tho someone feeling pity for another means that the person feeling that pity thinks the other weak and helpless. But I don’t get that? Bad things happen to the strongest of people. Even the strongest of people feel hurt and pain and sorrow. I don’t understand that someone feeling sympathy about this and pitying that situation is a bad thing.

I understand if that’s something someone sees everywhere they look that it’s bad. I even get if someone who you don’t feel close to you shows pity unwarranted.

But even in the cases where someone is showing vulnerability to another, it that other person shows pity, it’s treated like a bad thing. Maybe I understand the cultural use of it wrong. The pure definition just doesn’t sound bad but it definitely has a negative connotation.

There seems to be a feeling of patronizing attached to it. But I don’t see why pity had to be inherently patronizing. Someone being actually patronizing seems almost to still be preferrable to pity.

I don’t want anyone only ever looking at me with pity, but if I talk to someone about say this shit with my dad relapsing and they pity me for my situation, I’m inclined to feel comfort in the fact that they understand that it’s an emotional situation and care enough about me to, at least for a moment, share a feeling of compassion.

I just, feel like I’m missing something I guess. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Another sign of my improved mental state: I was too tired to deal with showering yesterday even tho I needed to. So I should feel gross today but instead I’m actually feeling good about myself and think I look kinda cute today. Good shit!

lierdumoa:

iamimpalalocked:

super-highschool-level-homestuck:

iprayforangels:

plushestrumpest:

30secondstocalifornia:

wingscanspeak:

zorobro:

wingscannotspeak:

peetasboxers:

kissyourneck-slitmythroat:

I showed this post to my boyfriend and he tried to take his shirt off like a girl and 

uh

yeah

Out of the 82k notes my post got this is by far the best comment holy shit thank u for being u

So i tried it both ways and uh

i mean how do you do the first one without pulling out all your hair?

this made me laugh really hard….

and it made me realize that girls and boys pull their shirt off differently. /amazed

but seriously I think girls just do the cross arm thing because of HAIR like demonstrated 

So one year, one URL change, and a hair cut later, I decide to try again… FOR SCIENCE! 

Its not science unless you write it down so 

First method:

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Well done, i guess…

Second:

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I fucked up

Girls… how?

I DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW WE CAN HAVE SUCH DIFFERENT WAYS OF TAKING OFF SHIRTS AND SO MUCH DIFFICULTY DOING IT THE OTHER WAY

I FIGURED IT OUT!!!!!

It’s all in the way that girl/boys shirts are made.

Girls shirts have less armpit room then boy’s do and are generally shorter so pulling it off over your head is more practical because by lifting your arms all the way up you make enough room for the sleeves to just slip off.

Boys shirts have more room and are generally longer so it is easy to slip them off over your head.

but if you take a girls shirt off like a boys shirt you will get your arms caught because there isn’t much armpit space.

and if you take a boys shirt off like a girls shit you will still have your head in it when you’ve lifted your arms all the way up because of the shirt’s length.

It has nothing to do with us. It is entirely to do with how our shirts are made. I figured it out for you. YOU’RE WELCOME!

bless you

bless

Fun fact – there’s a 3rd way: