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Hot take for those of you just joining on the gay café™ discourse.

Yes there should absolutely be non-alcholic spaces for underage lgbt people and those who choose not to drink. This should also include poor lgbt persons and lgbt persons of color which means this business shouldn’t be in a gentrified area and it shouldn’t charge 5 dollars for a cup of bean water with organic non-gmo coconut milk and Arabian sugar.

The above can be true without painting gay bars as pervasive sex dungeons full of leather and without denying the history surrounding gay bars as it relates to gay culture and the aids crisis. Gay bars are a dying breed. We need more not less of them if we want to keep our history alive. But we could also use other places like bookshops and cafés that sell lgbt literature and merchandise.

So what I’m hearing overall is “more gay spaces, of all types.”

Gay bars

Gay cafes

Gay libraries

Gay makerspaces

Gay farmer’s markets

Listen, all I’m saying is that if they can have “Christian Dentists,” they can have gay dentists’ offices.

GAY DENTIST NOW

gay culture is having a man you’re kind of attracted to smile, give you painkillers, and then power drill you right in the mouth

GOD DAMN IT NOKA

i-love-word-association-games:

So I’m on a trip with my robotics team and there’s only two “girls” (me, an enby, and a cis girl), so we get our own beds in our own room, but the guys are rooming four to a room, but there’s only two beds in each room. Which means that two guys are sleeping on the floor every night.

I’m not joking. They were literally arguing over who’s sleeping on the floor tonight (apparently they plan on rotating).

And I asked them “why don’t you just share a bed?” And they all gave me the same answer:

“No, that’s weird! That’d be gay!”

And I just looked at them and I decided to break the bad news to them

“If lying next to another guy makes you wanna suck dick, you already wanted to suck dick.”

I’ve never seen so many Straight Guys™️ enraged by a single sentence before

missmentelle:

Here’s a weird thing I’ve learned since I started working with the homeless:

If you want to know if someone grew up rich or poor, take a look at their teeth. 

It seems so stupid now, but before I got this job, I didn’t really think about teeth. I went to the dentist every six months. I was bucktoothed and gap-toothed as a child, so I got braces. That’s just how life worked. Almost everyone I knew had braces. By my final year of high school, my graduating class was a sea of perfect smiles. It never once dawned on me that other families might not have thousands of dollars to spend on cosmetic dentistry. In my world, if you needed braces and cleanings, you got braces and cleanings. 

In the real world, thousands of children go without those things. People who live on food stamps can’t afford fresh food every day; when you grow up poor, you often grow up with sugary snacks and beverages, which decay your teeth over time.If your tooth gets chipped, broken or rotten, it gets pulled or it stays that way, because you can’t afford to fix it. And at the end of the day, you end up as an adult with dental issues. 

If you have nice teeth, you probably don’t realize this, but we live in a world that is fucking obsessed with teeth. Celebrities have nice teeth. Politicians have nice teeth. When you picture a rich person, a successful person, an educated person, they have a full set of gleaming pearly whites. 

In our culture, we use “bad teeth” as a signal of poverty. They are shorthand for low education, for “hillbillies” with a lower quality of life. Bad teeth are not welcome at job interviews. They are not wanted in the dating scene. If you are trying to be taken seriously – at the bank, at the lawyer’s office, at your child’s school, at the doctor’s office – bad teeth will hold you back.

And the consequences go far beyond the social issues. Tooth problems are painful. When you go to the dentist every six months, cavities and issues get caught early. When you go years between visits, abscesses, infections, exposed nerves and irreversible damage have time to take root. It’s an extremely painful thing to live with, it can make eating unpleasant, and tooth infections can get into your blood steam and kill you. Teeth are a health problem, and yet we price dental care like a luxury commodity. 

So if you meet someone with crooked teeth, or broken teeth, or tooth decay, don’t stare. Don’t make fun of them. Don’t fixate on it. That person may not have grown up with the money or nutrition that you did. Take the person for who they are, not for the teeth in their mouth. 

Dental care should be a human right, just like healthcare. Let’s fight for that.

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i say we start a meme where we take jokes that don’t work in other languages and translate them without explanation maybe only tagging with the original language and confuse the heck out of everyone on tumblr who’s not in on the meme like

in italian we say “prince light blue” (prince azzurro) instead of “prince charming” and i just saw a joke that in english would be “if you can’t find your prince charming, the solution is to take a random dude from the street and paint him”

what’s the difference between a stapler and a sewing machine? a stapler staples and a sewing machine doesn’t

i take it back, these are still funny in a completely different way

#what does the king of the spiders do? he reigns#I forget how to say it in French but it’s still my favourite joke

this was one of mine omg it’s one of my favourite ones i’ve ever made ever

What’s the strongest cake in the world? Mike Cake.

What do you call a fish that’s a thief? A sea bass.

What’s the difference between a cow and sheet metal ? None, both of them have milk

I don’t even care if don’t know what the joke is these are hilarious.

Boy pig said to the girl pig: “Let’s suffer.”

What happens when the sheep come to the grass field? Strawberry.

What do you call a cybercriminal cow? Minced meat.

what does leonardo dicaprio eat?

leonardo eats sandwiches 

whats a melon you cannot eat?

an idiot

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen, fourteen, fifteen, sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. What comes after twenty? Police.

You can’t piano a piano, but you can lean on an elephant.

What’s a pale mammoth? Helmut

Oh this is absolutely amazing!!

‘A fallow deer to another fallow deer:
– let’s play hide and seek
– please, no

What type of bread can’t be eaten? Propane.

What does a bee do at the gym? Zumba.

When is the best time to eat seafood? Wednesday.

What do an orange & an elehpant have in common? They both peel;. 

These all sound like those jokes 4 year olds make up before they fully grasp the concept of a joke

– 3 breads and 2 tarts tatin, as usual

– Good memory!

– Easy sir: bread, bread, bread, tarte tatin, tarte tatin

The biggest eggs in the animal kingdom do not belong to the elephant but to the ostrich, which is why he wrote such slow waltzes. 

What does a fish do?

Nothing.

Q- ‘what is that called?’

A- ‘you don’t turn it, it can turn by itself’

Where does Simba sleep?

In the swimming pool

What do you call a bassist’s tooth?

A sausage.

This is my dad’s favorite:

Person 1: I’m going to go pee.
Person 2: Okay but my car runs on gasoline!

Also:

What did a fly day after flying into a horse’s mouth?
– Now I’m safe.