My one allergy is to dustmites. It’s like the universe went, ‘this gal is going to hate cleaning. She will always live in a cluttered mess because she hates to clean so much. Let’s make it even harder!’

Even on the three or four days out of the year I feel motivated to clean (not obligated), I have to stop before the motivation leaves me because I start sneezing constantly, my nose starts running like crazy, and I get a little funky feeling in my head that likes to threaten to turn into a headache. It’s really very rude!