Scar Wars

thebyrchentwigges:

lioness–hart:

once-a-polecat:

d–t:

buckykingofmemes:

Okay friends, I’m feeling uninspired when answering asks for Bucky stories–many of which draw from my real-life mistakes. So I’m asking that you reblog this post and add to it the the funniest way you (or someone you know) has been injured. It doesn’t have to be a serious injury–I’m looking for humor here! Anything from stubbing your toe in the dark (I broke three toes) to sledding accidents (my brother broke his arm). I may borrow bits and pieces of your stories in bucky-tales someday, so please note if you’d rather I not do that (and I’ll try to tag anyone I’m inspired by when I post.) If nothing else, this should be good fun.

Let the scar wars begin! 

-Mod Hell

tripped over a waffle block on my first day of pre-k, landed face first on a lego.

Had to get three stitches in my eyebrow and I still have the scar from it.

This was before super magic dissolving stitches were a thing and I had to go in to the hospital to get them out after the hurricane came through and obliterated everything, so my stitches were taken out by flashlight.

I dropped a Costco sized jar of peanut butter on my foot when I was 6 and fractured my toe.

Got headbutted by a pony when I was 9. Landed on a goose. Geese bite hard and I’ve got the scar on my arm to prove it.

When I was 15, my father, a medical researcher, was between jobs. He stored a lot of lab equipment in our basement. I tripped over a laser apparatus with sharp metal edges, gashed my leg severely. Had a great time all summer answering “what happened to your leg” with “IT WAS A LASER!”

I ended up with seven staples in my head colliding into another It in a game of tag in my junior year of high school (or was it senior? XD). The other kid got two and a half stitches.  

Not as fascinating as ya’lls but certainly humorous! 

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