I keep seeing Progressive ads on Hulu with adults acting like kids and then the narrator saying, ‘act like an adult. Get off your parents’ insurance’ and it really, truly, sincerely feels like the most pathetic thing ever. I can’t remember the last time I’ve seen something so obviously done terribly. The baby here feels like Progressive, not fiscally struggling millenials (and their parents). I watch these commercials and inevitably envision Progressive, as a whole, crying and throwing a tantrum because their clients are poor and staying on family deals to keep prices low. Like, seriously, I think my parents need my help financially just as much, if not not more, than I do. So like. Keep throwing your tantrum Progressive.

I doubt I’ve ever seen an ad I’ve thought to be more useless. Lololol Have fun looking so utterly out of touch and pathetic Progressive. Hahaha