thecheshirecass:

rhinse:

cradily:

why do we not fear crabs but we fear spiders and scorpions? crabs are like the weird aquatic love child of both and i dont understand

i can avoid crabs by not going to the beach shane. ms arachnea likes to live in my house and oppress me because im gay.

Crabs taste good. If I can eat it, it gets a lot less scary.