I feel weird calling you tumblr mom because I am old and a mom myself… but hey, can I ask to be on your birthday calendar WITH A PURPOSE? See, my birthday is Nov. 8th. Which this year is election day in the U.S. Please, please, please, I’m asking every power that be, even random Scottish tumblr authors who might be able to intercede with some gods I don’t even know… PLEASE give me a sane person in the White House for my birthday. Thanks… it would mean everything to me.

once-a-polecat:

thebibliosphere:

Listen, there’s a 72 year old on here with real grandchildren who calls me mom, it’s both really weird but also incredibly sweet. But I get it, not everyone calls me mom, lots of people also call me aunt, sister or cousin too so take yer pick.

And oh lordie help me I am praying. I just got my green card man, I want my adopted country to not fall into the void either 😐

You can be my tumblr auntie! Yay!!!!

I am so, so sorry @once-a-polecat. NO ONE deserves that kind of tension and anxiety on their birthday! I will be voting for a sane person!!!