Only Americans will understand:
CALL J.G. WENTWORTH
877-CASHNOW!
I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW!!
What is this
CALL J.G. WENTWORTH
877-CASHNOW!
(877 cash now)
IT’S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW
THEY HELPED THOUSANDS THEY’LL HELP YOU TOO
ONE LUMP SUM OF CASH THEY WILL PAY TO YOU
IF YOU GET LONG-TERM PAYMENTS AND YOU NEED CASH NOW
CALL J.D WENTWORTH
877-CASH NOW*deep voice* 877- CASH NOWWWW
CALL NOW
*high voice* 877-CASH NOWWWWW
💰It’s your money use it when you need it 💰
*Small instrumental*
CALL J
G
WENTWORTH
8
7
7
CASH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW
*chorus* CALL NOW!
(Finally, those damn Brits will be as confused by something as we were by cheeky fucking Nandos.)
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THIS IS GOLD
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