Capitalist 1: Hey, it’s Pride month, should we do anything to support queer people?
Capitalist 2: I heard there’s a shelter for queer and trans kids who got kicked out that’s going to be closing soon due to lack of funding?
Capitalist 1: I was thinking more along the lines of an ad campaign where we just put our logo in rainbow colors.
Capitalist 2: That’s a much better idea