asscreeed:

kingdomofasgard:

ambulatoryhoodie:

team-doctor-not-dead:

littleblueartist:

pistachi0n:

hybridzizi:

from-porn-to-puppies:

hybridzizi:

comparativelysuperlative:

I never leave the house without my collection of magic items:

KEYS—allow walking through walls at predefined locations.

GLASSES— remove one disability.

WALLET—can be converted into practically anything, up to a finite total monetary value.

PANTS—vastly decrease risk of getting arrested.

SHOES–allow walking over surfaces which are too hot or rough.

BOOK-allows temporary travel to alternate reality

PURSE–increases the number of items that can be carried at once.

COAT-allow survival at below freezing temperatures.

COFFEE- gives temporary stamina and perception increase

HEADPHONES- decreases possibility of unwanted interactions.

PHONE- allows fast travel and communication with out of range party members.

BUS PASS- unlocks new location

FISTS- to beat up your nerdy asses