“Guys won’t buy the cow if they can get the milk for free.”

lacigreen:

onyourtongue:

drankinwatahmelin:

lavendermuseums:

Of course, if someone views you as a farm animal and marriage as you being purchased and your vagina as a dairy product they probably aren’t the best person to be taking advice from in the first place.

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lmaooooo my mom said this to me growing up.  i was like….”i am….cow??????

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