No setup
No context
Just punchline
GO!
A man who stays up all night, wondering whether or not there is a dog
“Why are you wearing a hat at home?!”
There is no punchline
there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise
two different ones:
“They unplugged the jukebox after eleven plays. And that was the best meal I ever had.”
and
“Pig like that you don’t eat all at once!”
“I’m back for a brass Republican.”
Dishes a bad joke.
uraqt
theres plenty of FROyo for the both of us.
A HONEYCOMB
both scientists get water because the bartender is smart enough not to give the second scientist a glass of hydrogen peroxide
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Denim denim denim
“I’ve always wanted to know what it’d be like to have an orange for a head.”
“Look at that S car go!”
we have 14 cats
don’t worry, he’s used to hard ships.
Me find tracks, me follow tracks, me get hit by train.
“who’s got the butter!?”
chess nuts boasting on an open foyer
“Would you help me out- would you buy a ticket?”
“Bring me my brown pants!”
“we heard he was hung like this”
“It’s Not Unusual”
“Yarr, it’s drivin’ me nuts.”
A stick!
“Can I gargle that before she puts her ass in it?!”
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