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Cat Burglar (via benji)

AU: Furiosa’s cat steals underwear. Max is the neighbour who kept wondering where his boxers went.
now they’ve figured this out, Max mayyyy now leave his clean laundry outside on the table a little longer, because Furiosa drops by regularly when her cat comes home with any

I’m imagining Max’s embarrassment if the roles were reversed.

One time when she’s in her garden she hears him through the thick hedge, hissing “Nux, NO! We talked about this!”

He puts up a hilarious ‘It’s not me, I swear, it’s this asshole’ note with a photo of smug Nux-the-cat carrying a pair of panties around.

When she comes to pick up her underwear, he’s far too embarrassed to flirt or notice her flirting. At the 3rd time she picks up her stuff she blatantly says “I feel like with all you’ve seen of my panties, you ought to at least buy me dinner“